Achilles Jones: Laurie Hickey

Lil: Margaret Clissold

J. J. Forbes: Andrew O'Flynn

Wally Sloss: Gavin Drew

Harry Head-Commentator: John Fisher

Wobbly Coates: Michael Saunders

Les Williams: Peter Gstrein

Television Hostess: Ros Holmes

TV Crew:

Marcus Dingle, Ben Drew, Edward Howe,

Jared Lynch, Jill Lynch

Floor Manager: Ken Lynch

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